WAKE to a wake!
Last Sunday I became ninety-years-old. Certainties follow: I made an offer which was accepted by the Southampton School of Anatomy. Thus, in due time, they will come immediately and remove the remains.
Good, oh good! I will save my family so many tasks and so much money.
Thus on the considerable birthday all my family, everyone,, including my great-grandson, in whom I delight, came.
They came to join my very own wake and they talked and smiled and sang ‘Happy Birthday’ wishes.
That night, going to sleep, I felt so very glad.
Have your own wake. It is truly recommended.
Irene Hofman, Winchester Road, Andover
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