WAKE to a wake!

Last Sunday I became ninety-years-old. Certainties follow: I made an offer which was accepted by the Southampton School of Anatomy. Thus, in due time, they will come immediately and remove the remains.

Good, oh good! I will save my family so many tasks and so much money.

Thus on the considerable birthday all my family, everyone,, including my great-grandson, in whom I delight, came.

They came to join my very own wake and they talked and smiled and sang ‘Happy Birthday’ wishes.

That night, going to sleep, I felt so very glad.

Have your own wake. It is truly recommended.

Irene Hofman, Winchester Road, Andover