I HAVE always found life
funnier than fiction.
 

I once shared a room in the
RAF with a corporal. He had
a stutter and he smoked a
pipe, so when he spoke to me
with his pipe in his mouth I
never knew if he was stuttering
or sucking on his
pipe.
 

It was so funny.
Believe this. On Radio 4
last Monday another man
had escaped from open
prison. He had a Dennis the
Menace tattoo on his right
arm. That will make him
easy to find, won’t it?
 

Derek Weeks, Martin
Way, Andover