METHINKS that the mysterious Weyhill Road neighbourhood warden does not actually exist, and is just a figment of a certain councillor’s imagination.

After all, what is the purpose of the role?

Moreover, what is this warden’s name and phone number if we needed to report any incidents?

It is a trifle spooky having an invisible person watching over you.

You have to ask – have we all got one too?

Perhaps it is the run-up to a council competition whereby you approach someone and challenge them with the words “You are the neighbourhood warden”.

If you are successful in identifying this enigma, maybe you would end up winning a brand new, top-of-the-range bicycle as a prize!

John Porter, Millway Road, Andover.