SPOTTED in Poundland at the stationery section: ‘Stationary Set’ and by the stock level would appear to be a slow moving item.

When I worked at Flowmeters a lady office worker thought she was clever in pointing out a manager’s spelling mistake.

She put on the notice board, ‘I before E accept after C’ I have seen many things in my long life but two things evade me; 1, a poor farmer and 2, a straight banana.

Derek Weeks, Martin Way, Andover