D’YOU know what?

Have you noticed there is a popular prefix to every answer or opinion that a football or political pundit and Simon Cowell uses these days?

It seems to be in most peoples’ consciousness. D’you know what, even a local councillor came out with it recently?

D’you know what it is? It is ‘d’you know what?’ and it is sending me round the d’you know what as I now find myself saying “d’you know what?” out of habit.

D’you know what I can do about it?

John ‘D’you know what?’ Porter, Millway Road, Andover